Tim Dowling

My reading is so high I daren’t send it to our GP. And that’s before I’ve got stuck in traffic on the way to the surgery …

She wants me to demonstrate how to use various garden tools for her business. Problem is: I can’t act

I’ve only been away 46 hours and she’s already moved bedrooms and started watching football

An espresso martini with parmesan has gone viral – part of a wider trend including blue cheese negronis and a stilton-washed gin. Are any of them any good?